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GOD WANTS YOU TO LARVAMAXX


One might think wich sucha modern and revolutionary invention such as larvamaxxing that there are not a lot of historical sources to back up it's ideas and intentions- well, if you thought this about larvamaxxing, you would be wrong. And, not only would you be wrong, you would in fact be a heretic in the eyes of God. The Bible goes out of it's way on innumerable occasions to point out which bugs can and cannot be eaten. Leviticus 11:20-23 "All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you. There are, however, some flying insects that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper. But all other flying insects that have four legs you are to regard as unclean." Deuteronomy 14:19 "And all winged insects are unclean for you; they shall not be eaten." Both passages from Leviticus and Deuteronomy were written with wayward larvamaxxers in mind, reminding them of the goal of larvamaxxing and which bugs are in fact not a part of the larvamaxxing lifestyle. Larva do not fly, nor do they walk on four legs, nor are they winged. They are exempt from the bugs that the Bible describes ... The Bible wants you to eat larva.